Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Sex Fail!

Not gonna go into too much detail here.  I live in my parent's basement, I got my own bathroom.  I decided to have sex in the shower.  Didn't end well at all.....

Not sure what to do..... My parents will kill me... and be disgusted.

I have failed.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Marketing Fail (or Win)

Sorry for no updates.  The girlfriend stayed over for 4 days, holy shit!  We watched some cool movies that I will review later on, but now for something I wanna get off my chest.

If you people didn't know, I'm a health nut.  It really pains me to see the country becoming more health-conscious, only to be fooled by elusive marketing.  Like the pic, that Sierra Mist Natural.  They came out with it as a healthy alternative to normal Sierra Mist, which is made with high fructose corn syrup.


The health problem in America is obesity.  Drinking this Sierra Mist Natural in place of regular Sierra Mist, will do absolutely fucking nothing for you.  There actually is no health benefits.  Made with sugar, or high fructose corn syrup, they're both empty calories, and should both be avoided like the plague if you want to get healthy.  I really hope nobody falls for this.  Though I think they may have already.  I was shopping for diet Sierra Mist.  I COULDN'T FIND IT!  They had regular Sierra Mist, and Natural Sierra Mist.  No diet.

I admit, I drink diet soda.  Yea, aspartame.  For some reason, people think this stuff is evil.  They think it's more unhealthy than sugar, or even high fructose corn syrup.  That's bullshit.  In my opinion, it a miracle of modern science.  Well, I limit the amount I take in, just in case.  But seriously.  This stuff has been studied to death.  No respectable study has concluded any harmful effects to health.  I have been drinking the stuff for a while, and I feel great, and am in great shape.  Honestly, the absolute worst this can do to you is slightly increase your risk of cancer in the long-term.  Bring it on.  If you avoid aspartame because of that, I hope you put on sun screen every time you step outside.

Sierra Mist Natural is bullshit, and an epic fail of healthy marketing.  If they really cared about health, they would make it with Stevia instead of this "natural" sugar.  But there's a problem.  Stevia doesn't taste as good.  Nobody would buy it.  If they can convince people "natural" sugar is a healthier choice, they can make it taste the same as regular Sierra Mist, and get increased sales from people trying to be healthy and failing.  Quite a win for them I guess.

/end rant

Friday, January 28, 2011

So Much Failure, But One Glorious Win

No updates for a while.  My girlfriend stayed over for 3 days, longest amount of time I ever spent with her.  So much fun :D

Anyways, we started playing Donkey Kong Country 2 in the middle of October, over 3 months ago.  We would play it every time she visited, about once a week.  I was always Diddy, she Dixie.  We were in the final world, and we set a goal to beat this game over the three days she would be here.  It took us two of those days to make it to the end.  Finally, glorious victory!

This game was so... fucking.... difficult!  We got a game-over like 20 times I would guess.  So much frustration, so many tears.  It makes the victory all the much sweeter.  We made love as the credits rolled.

The game is wacky yet simple.  Incredibly difficult, yet beatable.  Full of challenges and packed with so much charm to keep you coming back.  And it's multiplayer.  I miss when the times when more games were like this.  Really, the music alone is enough to keep us playing.  It was such a fun experience.  Can't wait to find the next game we can play together.

So much win lately.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Diet Win

Sorry for no update in a while.  But I cured my sweetooth syndrome.  Sugar-free Jell-o bitches.  10 calories per cup.  Fuck yes.  Epic win for the magical chemicals that make things sweet without the calories.  Aspartame, love it.

That flavor in the pic is delicious by the way.  Strawberry acai.  So good.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Diet Fail

It's hard living at home with my parents... When I was living in my dorm at school, I was dieting very successfully.  Now, with my parents... Their house is full of junk food.  Namely, the picture.  Cheesecake.  My ultimate weakness.  I need to move out ASAP.  For my health's sake.  I fucking love cheesecake... omg.  I can lose 50 lbs in a semester, but for the month I have been home, I haven't lost one single pound.

It's like some cruel joke made by god.  He made all the tastiest things in the world incredibly unhealthy.    GOD FAIL!

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Education System Fail

This pic pretty much sums it up.  I just want a part-time minimum wage job so I can make some money.  I have a master's degree in engineering.  Why is it so hard??

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Hormone Fail

I only get to see my girlfriend every two weeks or so.  Semi-long distance relationship FTL.  So...  The day we've been scheduling to see each other, she gets her period.  That was today.  So here I am, alone, writing in my blog.  Hormones FTL.

There is a win however.  She was totally cool with calling off our date due to her period.  She knows what's good ;D